kata berlawan!!!

> > Murid : Selamat pagi, Cikgu!

> > Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?

> > Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

> > Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam Cikgu!

> > Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh

> > orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh

> > bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua

> > masa dan keadaan.

> > Murid : Selamat sejahtera Cikgu!

> > Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.

> > Hari ini Cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan

> > berlawan. Bila Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,

> > kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi

> > perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

> > Murid : Faham, Cikgu!

> > Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

> > Murid : (senyap)

> > Cikgu : Pandai!

> > Murid : Bodoh!

> > Cikgu : Tinggi!

> > Murid : Rendah!

> > Cikgu : Jauh!

> > Murid : Dekat!

> > Cikgu : Keadilan!

> > Murid : UMNO!

> > Cikgu : Salah!

> > Murid : Betul!

> > Cikgu : Bodoh!

> > Murid : Pandai!

> > Cikgu : Bukan!

> > Murid : Ya!

> > Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

> > Murid : Oh Hamba!

> > Cikgu : Dengar ini!

> > Murid : Dengar itu!

> > Cikgu : Diam!

> > Murid : Bising!

> > Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

> > Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

> > Cikgu : Mati aku!

> > Murid : Hidup kami!

> > Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

> > Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

> > Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

> > Murid : Rajin kami belajar Cikgu!

> > Cikgu : Kamu gila!

> > Murid : Kami siuman!

> > Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

> > Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

> > Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

> > Murid : Belum! Belum!

> > Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

> > Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

British English VS Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .

Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're

coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,

Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me

Malaysians: CI-LA-KA U PINYA ORANG!!!